20 Shower Thoughts That Will Mess With Your M

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    1 - Shower thought about how by the age of 30 you'd have a month of birthdays
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    2 - Shower thought about how all 3 A's of Australia are pronounced differently.
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    3 - Shower thought about how a burial plot is literally the last thing you need.
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    4 - Shower thought about how if a business man tricked a customer, it is a business strategy, but if a customer tricked a businessman, it is thievery.
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    5 - Shower thought about how about checking your phone for notifications
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    6 - Shower thought about how demilitarized zones are never safe friendly places like they sound.
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    7 - Shower thought about how going broke trying to act rich by not acting your wage.
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    8 - Shower thought about how being a doomsday predictor is a lose-lose proposition.
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    9 - Shower thought about how it is only a gambling problem if you keep losing
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    10 - Shower thought about how driving with your gas cap open is the car equivalent of walking around with your pants unzipped.
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    11 - Shower thought about how Gold Rush has been on for 7 seasons and main guy's haven't found gold yet.
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    12 - Shower thought about how inspiring people want you to remember their idea, while egotistical person want you to remember who told you the idea.
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    13 - Shower thought about how mosquitoes are used flying dirty needles
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    14 - Shower thought about how the letter X is used more in math than the english language.
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    15 - Shower thought about how the more a dog drinks, the larger it's territory potential is.
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    16 - Shower thought about how vague ideas seem more convincing than detailed plans because it is hard to find errors in them.
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    17 - Shower thought questioning if you freeze watermelon, does it become ice melon
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    18 - Shower thought about how when a person yells at an animal making noise, it becomes just two animals talking
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    19 - Shower thought about how that last 5% of a phone battery lasts longer than the 95%
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    20 - Shower thought about how it is time to do the laundry when you are drying yourself off with a hand towel.

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