These thong jeans hit the runways at Tokyo Fashion Week, and basically took crazy denim to a whole new level.

— Geri Reads (@MyEverAfters) October 20, 2017

The jeans were by the brand Thibaut, according to Footwear News, and they are the most streetwear-gone-wrong design I’ve seen in a while. It’s like someone took a perfectly good pair of jeans and asked Edward Scissorhands to start designing.

Faster than a speeding sewing machine, Yandy has dropped their own “thong jeans” based on the high-fashion versions.

yandy thong jeans

Available up to a size L.

Thong jeans costume ($59.95, Yandy)

OH MY GOD. These threadbare jeans leave NOTHING to the imagination. I’m not exactly sure where the rest of the jeans went, but both the costume and the actual design have left me SHOOK. Hey, at least they have pockets.

Although the pants STILL leave me perplexed, I’d low-key wear the bodysuit.

yandy thong jeans

Thong jeans costume ($59.95, Yandy)

Is it jeans? Is it a thong? Is it my nightmare come to life? I think it’s safe to say that it’s all three.

Also, considering that Halloween costumes are usually a one-and-done type of outfit, it definitely makes more sense to drop $60 rather than splurging on the actual denim strips (which will likely be very expensive).

While you’re waiting for your thong jeans to arrive, why not listen to Sisqo’s “Thong Song” on repeat?

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